dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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