If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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