dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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