what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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