so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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