question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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