he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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