Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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