I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
