i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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