Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
