Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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