adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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