I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize