I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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