people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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