Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Alive.
So much puke
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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