Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
