I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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