she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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