nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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