just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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