why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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