Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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