Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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