there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so explain again why im purple
no
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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