Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize