your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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