I think im going to throw up on grandma
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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