apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I came so hard my ears popped.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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