i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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