I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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