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(407): View more from Florida

I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth

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(573): View more from Missouri

Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.

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(813): View more from Florida

Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book

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(541): View more from Oregon

The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!

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(330): View more from Ohio

STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.

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(613): View more from Ontario

We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.

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