I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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