I just saw a hot homeless man
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
