Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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