Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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