You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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