this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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