ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
