I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize