you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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