Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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