What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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