It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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