im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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