He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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