do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I have post one night stand depression
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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