oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.