I think I just saw someone hide a body.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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