i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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