still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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