I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
