she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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