Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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