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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
