Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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